Well, what a crap few weeks ive had lately...firstly the car accident...then the tooth...then being full of cold/bronchitis...whoo hoo i thought travelling back to Pontefract today to have horny time with a very patient gentleman who was meant to see me last Monday but I was so numb from the dental injections there was no way i could have done anything orally...so we rescheduled for today, he rang me this morning, yes, everything all perfect...i set off for Ponte, got about 20 mins down the road (tis a 62 mile journey) and my steering wheel started to shudder at about 50 mph, and oh boy do i mean SHUDDER!! Kinda scared me a bit, but it subsided when i got to 60mph...had to slow down for a village then when i accelerated it did it again...anyways I'd only just got my car back on Friday from having the bumper repaired, so thought it was connected to the accident...I rang the Crash Repsir Centre, they asked me to go through to Hull to get it looked at...so i turned around and drove slowly through to Hull...a lovely mechanic drove it down Clive Sully Way with me and he knew exactly what it was..the caliper had seized on, we pulled off the road, smelled burning...said we needed to get back to the garage. Discussed options, i decided to call the AA...they came and did an assessment, drove the car again and did a test for something with a beepy machine...the temperature off the left nearside wheel was 100 degrees the right one 38 degrees...so had to be towed back through to my little village to the garage to be mended..so another week without much horniness..sorry guys, this is totally out of my hands, but I've got to be safe or there won't be no horniness at all...just think of the anticipation!

So at the moment my phone is off cos i dont get a signal at home, but I'll update as soon as I have news...

A rather frustrated and horny Celly xx