Helloooo, well what a difference some sunshine makes, it instantly 'lifts' my spirit, and goodness me, i certainly need it!
Well, since I last 'spoke' to you, I have been deemed an upstanding member of the community and have been offered the place i really like by the estate agents...whooopppeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I'll hopefully get the keys at the back end of this month which is good, but, (there's always a but isn't there?) what I thought was sciatica in my buttock and right down my leg and into my foot has been diagnosed as piriformis  by my osteopath...ive done some research and oh boy do the symptoms correlate with the pain ive been having, not to mention lack of sleep due to the bloody pain...here's a quick synopsis of piriformis symptoms just so you know (i'd hate for anyone else to suffer this!)...

"Piriformis Symptoms
May be a mixture of seemingly unrelated symptoms. Pain and paresthsias (pins and needles) may be apparent in one or more of these areas: the low back, groin, perineum, buttock, hip, back of the thigh, leg and foot or the SI joint. Swelling can occur in the painful leg and sexual dysfunction can occur. The condition can be aggravated by sitting, getting up, or standing. Conversely, activity can worsen the symptoms. It can also cause the buttock muscles to atrophy. Numbness of the foot and loss of position sense (proprioception) can lead to an unstable walk."

Now I have to confess that I have ALL of the symptoms...apart from the sexual dysfunction...I think that's always been there hahaha, no, seriously, the sexual dysfunction part is the only one of the symptoms that hasn't affected me...at the moment the numbness in my leg is making it difficult to walk...well that's when I can walk, the most I've been able to stand up for/walk if 5 minutes...i've been living in trainers and slippers, i tried to stand in a pair of low heels yesterday and my leg 'gave way' and made me fall against the wall, thank God i hadn't left the house! So, now you guys have an idea of how I am at the moment, my quality of life is seriously lacking, can't go for long forest or beach walks etc...imagine being horny as hell and not being able to get into a comfy position to have a wank, well that's me for now..I pity the first gent who graces my door when I'm back to work!
Anyways I'm doing everything I can to get rid of this, I'm seeing an osteopath weekly (sometimes more frequently) he's performing half hour cranial sacral therapy on me, which I have to admit I was extremely sceptical about but I can actually feel my back 'bubbling' under the skin when he's doing it, and the physical pain in my leg diminishes greatly, so much so that i can almost feel it leaving me...now this lasts for a short while but then the pain comes back...so inbetween i'm to be found using those freezer 'gel' icepacks lots of time in the day to allieviate the pain...here's the background on the therapy...

"CranioSacral Therapy is a gentle, hands-on method of evaluating and enhancing the function of a physiological body system called the CranioSacral system.
The CranioSacral system is comprised of the membranes and cerebrospinal fluid which form the fluid-filled sac around the core of the nervous system - surrounding, nourishing, and protecting the brain and spinal cord.Like the pulse of the cardiovascular system, the CranioSacral system has a rhythm that can be felt throughout the body.Using a touch generally no heavier than the weight of a small coin, skilled practitioners can monitor this rhythm at key body areas to pinpoint the source of an obstruction or stress.
Once a source has been determined, they can assist the natural movement of the fluid and related soft tissue to help the body self-correct. This simple action is often all it takes to remove a restriction."

Like I said before I do think it's working, initially my osteopath thought it would take 3-4 sessions, but after seeing me bent over like an old woman, and using a walking stick (not a horny thought at all I know, but at the moment it's reality for me...and no thank you I don't particularly want to do any old lady roleplay when I'm back at work!) last Saturday, he apologised and said he feels it's looking more like 8 sessions...he's also asked if I'd be open to the idea of having my boobs reduced as he feels that the size and weight of them may be contributing to my back problem...he knows about my line of work (how brazen am I eh? lol) and followed his question up by saying that a lot of my admirers wouldn't be happy if I did lol...
So gents, at the moment I honestly can't say or give a definite date that I'll be back working, I'll hopefully get the keys for the house, try to get it sorted (but bloody hard to do like I am now) then Ive got a holiday in May which I am so looking forward to yet worried about as i so want to be able to enjoy it and not just be hotel bound...then legs crossed I'll be ok for back to work by the end of May...god i hope so as my savings are dwindling and dwindling...
bye for now,
keep horny for me, and thanks for all your lovely emails
Celly
xxx